Archive for July, 2009

Desperately Seeking Fulbright scholars!

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Fulbright

So I have been charged with reinvigorating the Oregon Chapter of the Fulbright Association.

To celebrate, I am writing my first grant — basically an application to support all of the amazing activities we Oregonian Fulbrighters will participate in during the next year.

Don’t know Fulbright? It’s the alumni association of people who have participated in one of the U.S. State Department’s Fulbright Programs. Fulbright sponsors student grants, teaching grants, research grants, and a number of other programs to other countries. Launched in 1946 under the direction of Senator William Fulbright, its purpose is to create mutual understanding between the peoples of the United States and other countries through an exchange of people, knowledge and skills.

Fulbright has been great to me. I’m not really a joiner, but this is one affiliation that I wear proudly on my sleeve. In 2001, I moved to Munich on a Fulbright grant to study Germany’s book industry — the history of book production, the current climate, and the culture of books. I extended my grant another year, studying at the University of Munich’s Book Studies program, visiting the Frankfurt and Leipzig book fairs, and conducting an analysis of the Munich Literaturhaus, a public-private partnership between publishers and the city.

Oh, and I got to meet Jonathan Franzen. And Richard Powers. And Ian McEwan. And and and.

So I am more than happy to give back to an organization that has given me so much.

I am looking for area Fulbrighters — area being a wider concept encompassing Portland, Salem, Corvallis, Eugene, and their surrounding regions. If you know of anyone who has had a Fulbright, or who is going on one, or who is currently on one now — and they are from or in Oregon — please encourage them to contact me.

What we want here is a chance to communicate.

The Fairest of them All

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

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I remember the first time someone ever called my husband and me a name so loaded, so antiquated, so unspecific that we could only respond based on our own biases.

We were hanging out with our friends Crystal and Cary, who are these unbelievable Midwestern hippies — the only real hippie friends we met while living in Iowa City. I had baked a cherry crumble, which we were eating with vanilla ice cream on a Saturday afternoon as the crowds milled towards Hawkeye Stadium for another football game we were surely not going to follow.

Crystal says: “Hey man, you guys are totally our hippie friends.”

“What? You’re our hippie friends. We’re not hippies.”

“Sure you are. You make your own yogurt and grow plants and are always recycling and eating all that hippie crunchy stuff. You guys are totally hippies.”

“No way, man, you’re the hippie. You’ve got the linguistic habits to prove it, man.”

And so, a misunderstanding, a challenge of sorts. No one really knows what a hippie is anymore. That’s why when I wrote my recent column on finding things to do at Salem until 2:00 a.m. on a Tuesday night and called Venti’s downtown our “go-to place for crunchy hippie food,” I received a little bit of flak from some people downtown who see hippie as a pejorative.

To be fair, I’ve been working on a better way to describe the food at Venti’s to massage the egos of these lovely Venti’s fans. I haven’t come up with anything to explain people who seem to have cut and pasted the best from a number of ethnic cultures to form new and exciting arrangements of hummus and peanut sauce (you get a kick in the pants if the word “fusion” just popped in your head).

But the real issue is the word “hippie.”

Maybe because I grew up on the East Coast, maybe because I have seen so many incarnations of hippies as to warrant the term almost meaningless — and certainly not the catch-all some seem to think it is — I’ve always kind of loved hippies.

We certainly saw our share of their modern incarnations at the Oregon Country Fair yesterday… and since hippies like to make stuff, I’ve selected a few images to show my fairest of the fair — the most interesting things I saw happening there.

Unlike some photographers there, who seemed more drawn to the “nudes” on display, I can’t say I felt compelled to capture the chaotic free-for-all pulsing through the woods at the fair. When things got really jammin’ at around 4:00 p.m., I was almost ready to leave. I can revel with the best of them, but I prefer not to be brushed by a stray breast or an… ahem… half-dressed unicorn.

A one-man stand of on-demand, hand-stitched Sewing Machine Designs:

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The artist asked for a phrase of five words or less, which he would then interpret right before your eyes. I was seconds away from asking for “gas stove catching fire on bathrobe,” which actually happened to me last January, but then he was being kind of snooty and unresponsive and we decided to move on. I could have used a patch for that bathrobe, though.

Can anyone tell me what these are?

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A puppet show about two bunny rabbits who go on a picnic:

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Strange, carnival-esque Francophile revelers at the beginning of the fair:

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More puppets: You are seeing a pattern. These are made by Portland’s Alchemystical Workshop.

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Finally, things we ate at the fair:

1 potato and mushroom kanish
1 potato and garlic kanish
2 baklavas
1 cup of famous gumbo
2 ice cream sandwiches dipped in dark chocolate
1 homemade root beer float
1 avacado dreamboat stuffed with hummus, cheddar-jack and yogurt

Final verdict: Hippies like delicious food, making neat stuff that doesn’t always make sense, banging drums in circles, dancing like West Africans, whole grains, dressing up in fairy garb, forests, belly-dancing, natural childbirth, folk music, and puppets.

I won’t profess to being a hippie, but I still like them quite a bit, even –  as our pork dude at the Salem Saturday Market calls them — the “nudes.”

Yes she can(s)

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

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When I was a child studying piano in PA, we’d go to Stauffer’s, a family-owned farm market and grocery superstore in Lititz after my Monday-afternoon, nail-biting piano lessons.

“Eat up!” my mom would say. “You never know when you’ll eat again!”

Stauffer’s knew where it’s at. Stauffer’s had samples — enough for dinner. Enough to inspire my mother’s daily threats of a “two-meal day.” Guacamole and oranges and cantaloupe and salsa and yes — pickles.

I’ve never really figured out if putting out samples is a good way to market products. There are many sample sleezebags who will happily take the offerings without ever buying the real deal.

But I know it works on me — just look at how I responded to Hot Lips berry sodas.

And it sure works on me at the Salem Saturday Market, where I have often fallen prey to a plump local domestic diva known as the Pickle Lady.*

Here she is, owner and operator — yes she can! — of Pretty Pickles, a local cottage industry run out of an old farmhouse.

Don’t be fooled by her sweet face and jolly visage. The Pickle Lady is happy to share samples of her mouth-twisting pickled vegetables, but she’ll sour if you ask her the secret behind her spice :)

In case you didn’t know it, pickles are the next big thing. I’ve known quite a few foodies who are going crazy in the kitchen for pickling. Carrie Meyers, barista at Salem’s Latte, for example, is experimenting in her kitchen with batches upon batches of sauerkraut. I’ve even read of Pickle Parties in Seattle.

I haven’t tried making my own pickles yet, but I will. Until then, I bow to the goddess. Keep your secrets, lady, I’ll keep coming back.

*This marks the spot where I had to go eat a pickle while typing this post.

Feeling Blue(berry)

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

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Consider the blueberry. A plump, perfect package. A present in blue, as soft as a grape. There is nothing that would prompt me to move 4,000 miles across our wide country than a blueberry warmed by the sun and eaten directly from a bush.

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We sought out these blue babies at  Sunnyview Berry Farm at 5233 Sunnyview Rd. NE Salem, just a few miles from our city home. Sunnyview, which doesn’t use any chemicals, has been for sale for about three years now, but that hasn’t stopped the berries from growing and plumping every season for pick-your-own berries costing $1 a pound.

We weren’t the only people out in the field. We heard four languages spoken while we were there — Spanish, English, Russian and Vietnamese.

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Blueberry-picking is a meditative and satisfying endeavor that happens at its own pace. If you are my husband, it takes a very, very long time. If you are me, it takes about an hour to pick 7 pounds.

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I have been using a recycled plant box from Terra Gardens for my berrypicking — the staining pattern is like a diary charting my berrying adventures.

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A full flat of blueberries is a precious thing. I am always afraid that I will trip over a stump and send them flying into the air in a hail of blue. Though that might be something to look at in itself.

This is the most stylish farmstand worker I have ever seen. Shortly before we paid she had pulled blueberry muffins out of the oven in this little shack. Our berries cost $7.35.

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Blueberries, unlike their strawfolk and cherry brethren (no, they are not actually related, please don’t email), require little to no processing before consumption. No pits, no green hats, no problem.

I have since done much with my blueberry bash, but the very first product was a compromise of sorts. My husband is prone to pie, I crush on crumble.

So here you have it: Blueberry Crumble Pie. This picture is for my friend Nick Bergus, who has accused me of only including stylish and hip looking food pictures on this blog. This is the best I can do for a messy picture. Eat it, Nick!

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If you are Wendell Berry, please consider letting me republish your berry poem here. It might be my second favorite poem in the world.

Here is a taste: “Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet berries in a cup.”

Banking on Art

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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I almost didn’t make it to First Wednesday last week — Salem’s attempt to get people out in the streets and experiencing downtown. You see, I go downtown all the time. I shop there. I wander there. I look at things and I buy things. Regularly. So it takes something extra special to lure me away from my home on an evening when I am tired and cranky and just wanting to eat a big piece of pie and chalk life up to one more sacrificed to hard labor at my computer.

But I got an email from a little bird — let’s call her Rachel — telling me about an art exhibition going on at an otherwise empty historic bank right downtown, called Project Space. It is the Salem Art Association’s project to give temporary downtown space to visual artists before the building is leased, and it’s a knockout.

Art + downtown + repurposed historic building + just a modicum of nudging = Flaneur Emily, unexpectedly out-and-about with her obliging friend Karen.

Until now, I’ve been slightly underwhelmed by the visual art offerings here in town. I’ve frequented the Hallie Ford Art Museum and have stopped into Bush Barn Art Center, but nothing has really stoked my fires until I stepped into the bank. There, I found, among other delights, a papery explosion of texture and metaphor (see pic above) that extends the images of a record-keeping bank into the public space of those waiting in line to speak to a cashier — kind of a cheeky comment on a burgeoning paperless society (get your statements sent by email and save US money!).

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There was a roomful of works by Paula Portinga Booth, whose slightly jarring collages could be called whimsical if the images weren’t so completely incongruous.

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And I spoke with the artist Corinne Lumis Dietz, who told me a story about how her family used to gather at a lake in Michigan many decades ago. Years later they gathered there again and picked horsetails. Her father is holding them here. The painting is obviously from a photograph — but that’s part of the charm, isn’t it? The chance to view your father through the memory of a photograph and the memory of a memory itself?

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And just look at the view of the entire, messy exhibition from above. It’s what I imagined an office building would look like if fairies snuck in at night and told us what they think of our lives.

The artists get space for their projects for a three-week spread. You know what that means — more next month!

Happy 4th of July!

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

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Hope you’re doing everything you want and nothing at all!

How to save the book industry. Well maybe just the books.

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

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If you walk through the entrance to Mission Mill Museum, veer past the information, steer clear of the gift shops, and wind your way to the northwestern most end of the facility, you will find Max Marbles, probably the most interesting person I have interviewed in Salem thus far.

My story on Max, called The Fixer, appears in the current issue of Salem Monthly.

Now, if you’ve been following the monthly since Editor Eric Howold took over in February, and since I started writing for them in March, then you might have noticed that I have been tearing up the WORD section, a back-of-the-book column about all things literary and bookish in Salem. So far I’ve covered:

Local romance writers on Obama

Reading therapy dogs

And I’m not done yet. A profile of Max Marbles — one of the nations’ premier bookbinders and local all-around intellectual nut and cool guy — is my latest attempt to discover if Salem has not, as I had feared when I moved here, a scrapbooking culture, but an actual book culture. Max is the local go-to-guy for salvaging those most precious books in our collections.

So far so good.

I have a couple of books I wouldn’t mind taking down to Max. There’s my baby book, which my mom left in the basement as it flooded, there’s my German university transcript that my husband spilled red wine all over (in Germany you have to keep track of these flimsy pieces of paper called “Scheins” in a more flimsy book, there is no central registrar…), there’s that copy of Spy Magazine: The Funny Years, which my friend Jason’s daughters scribbled all over.

But none of these books, have really earned their wings, as Marbles says, as a venerable object of time.

Maybe someday I’ll take him my munched on copy of Dr. Suess’s Yurtle the Turtle. I liked that book so much as a child, I used to eat it.

Cast your votes for Salem Monthly's best-of's

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Ah, the best-of’s. Salem Monthly is inviting everyone to vote for their favorites in yet another best-of contest. I would complain about filling this out if it weren’t so damn fun to parse out the winners from the losers. Can I get a worst-of contest?

For the sake of complete transparency, here are mine:

Food:

Best Chinese: Kwan’s
Best Thai:
Thai Beer
Best Mexican:
What’s that little place on Broadway NE?
Best Indian:
India Palace
Best Sushi:
Fuji Ricetime
Best steak:
La Capitale
Best Burger:
Word of Mouth Gardenburger
Best Pizza:
Christo’s
Best Bakery:
Little Cannoli Bakery
Best Coffeehouse:
The Jury is Still out on this one
Best Drive-by Coffee Shot:
Salem’s Latte
Best Breakfast: Word of Mouth, no contest
Best Vegetarian: La Capitale, for best take on vegetarian dishes (yes, they have one, but it is always great)
Best donuts: Seriously? Donuts get their own category? What about French Fries? or scallops? or omlettes? Ok, then, E.Z. Orchards when they are fresh.
Best place to buy produce: E.Z. Orchards

Community:

Best yoga studio: Indigo Wellness
Best massage studio:
Indigo Wellness
Best local winery:
Arcane Vineyards
Best Theatre:
Elsinore
Best Movie Theater:
Salem Cinema
Best Art Gallery:
Hallie Ford Art Museum
Best downtown Shop:
Slab Soap
Best tattoo/piercing parlor:
Jori Zan’s
Best hairdresser:
Ahem, we call them stylists these days. Violet at Bella Vita
Best park:
Bush’s Pasture Park
Best picnic spot:
Baskett Slough wildlife refuge
Best bookstore:
Book Bin
Best kids’ entertainment:
A box of packing peanuts
Best nonprofit:
Living Tongue Institute
Best eco-friendly business:
Minto Brown produce
Best reason to live in Salem:
Fruiting trees
Best blog:
Pick me pick me!
Best local band:
Jury still out.
Best local singer/songwriter:
Chance Wiesman
Best customer service:
My landlord
Best pet-friendly locale:
A chicken-keeper’s coop

Nightlife:

Best nightclub: The Space
Best bar: Venti’s
Best Place for karaoke: Not on your life.
Best place to shoot pool: Not generally something I do.
Best place for a romantic evening: Morton’s Bistro, or the State Hospital lawn
Best brewpub: The RAM
Best college bar: Um… what are these?
Best gay-friendly club: Oh, so all the jerks can go harass good people? There is one, but I’m not telling.
Best singles bar: Wouldn’t know.
Best live music venue: The Space
Best ladies night: My house.
Best late-night hangout: The Space
Best nightclub: Roxxy’s on comedy night
Best neighborhood bar: Word of Mouth at the bar
Best place to sing karaoke: See above.

All right, Salem bloggers, put your handle where your opinions are.

Nostalgia and Nookie

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

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I am a huge sucker for Americana, so I jumped at the chance to write a story about Dallas’s Motor-Vu Drive-in, which is included in the “PLAY” insert of the current issue of Salem Monthly in a story called “Drive-in Nostalgic for Many Patrons.”

I want you all to know that this is absolutely NOT the title I gave to the piece. When I turned it in a few weeks ago, I called it “Nostalgia and Nookie,” which I think is a better description of what actually goes on at drive-ins. It is a little understood fact that writers don’t really get to pick their headlines — that job generally goes to the copy-editors. Chalk this one up to Salem being such a family-friendly community, I guess.

****UPDATE: The paper issue has my headline, the online version has the lame one ****

But really, the Motor-Vu — is there any better drive-in in the United States? I’m a total Drive-in fetishist and have sought them out in every area of the country where I’ve lived. Thanks to the hard work of Jeff Mexico, the Motor-Vu is the best that I’ve seen: authentic, slightly kitschy in a 1950s nostalgia kind of way, eye-poppingly American.

Oh, and the movie line-ups are pretty damn fine. For $18 bucks per car, you can see a double feature of two generally well-paired summer flicks (recent line-ups have included “Up” and “Drag Me to Hell,” current lineup is “Ice Age” and “Year One.”

Here are two more pics from the Motor-Vu’s retro-fitted snack shop (you can see the scree through the back window).

I can smell the popcorn just looking at them.

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Dude, sold-out Raisinettes? Seriously?

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See you at the Drive-In! And don’t you dare peek in my car. I’ll be the one making out with my husband — in the back rooooowwwww…

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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

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