Archive for the ‘Capital Shots’ Category

What About Bob

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Meet Bob, who won Best in Show at the first West Coast meeting of the American Peony Society in Wilsonville this weekend.

I didn’t make it to Wilsonville, but I met him at Brooks Gardens this morning, where his owner is delightfully showing him off with his Blue Ribbon prize.

This one, Sunny Girl, took a second award in the competition.


Callie’s Memory, above, took a first award.

Why so serious? This one, Joker, didn’t take any awards but is still a beaut.


Lois Choice, above, chooses colors that look like a Barbie dress I once had.


Thought about taking this one home with me. Husband says: Absolutely not.

Maps that didn’t get in the paper

Friday, May 6th, 2011

I’ve been talking with friends about their own personal maps of Salem, and am now wondering how people edit their maps as they go about their lives.

My friend Rachel, for instance, is thinking about repainting her house and has a map of the houses of Salem whose paint-jobs she admires. It’s like having three-dimensional color swatches! Or, Jen Lopez, a Salem Tweep,  tries to cross as many bridges as possible because she loves ornate concrete railings.

Naturally, I have lots of maps that didn’t make it into my column about mapping Salem.  The Romantic Evening Walk map (down 21st St. NE or through NE Salem’s back alleys), the kids’ playground map, the map of surprisingly pornographic Salem tree trunks, the map of places I’ve lived (3), the one of houses I almost bought, or residences I’ve toured towards buying a house, the friends (and thus, family) map, the places I might encounter my favorite Salem transvestite map. Oh, the list is never-ending now, isn’t it?

Some other things I noticed, specifically about interesting intersections:

Market Winter – because Winter needs some kind of campaign around here
Sesame Street NE does not intersect with Sunnyview or Cirrus St., to the chagrin of Elmo fans
Prince Ct. and Princess Ct. feed into each other, that’s courtly love for you
Settlers and Bonanza – where the pioneer in me strikes gold

But High Street really does take the cake for most-likely to create a funny-sounding intersection. The options are limitless.

With special thanks to the Willamette Heritage Center, whose researchers put up with me while I traced my grubby fingers over their maps last week.

New year, new home, new neighbors

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Remember last Saturday, when the sun came out again? I was hanging out on our front lawn doing absolutely nothing and Adam was organizing his tools in the garage when I was struck by the sudden urge to clean out the Subaru.

Well, everyone else must have felt it, too, because within an hour, all of the neighbors were washing their cars.

Within minutes, we were introducing ourselves, saying hello, commenting on the weather and finding out the Absolutely True Story of the Train Horns that are Going Away Next Year.

God it’s great to have good neighbors.

Last weekend marked the first time that I felt like we had begun living in our new (old) house, and I believe I have my neighbors to thank for that. If you remember, I very reluctantly gave up living in my dear NE Salem microhood just a few weeks before Christmas and was struggling with the burdens of potential homeownership just when the sun started to disappear for the winter.

Well, I’m happy to inform you that things are finally looking up. I have stopped cataloging all of the things that are better or worse in our new vs. old abode (so many upgrades! so much lost in the process!) and I have begun actually living in this new space. Along the way, I discovered that I hate kitchen tile on the counter top, I really have needed a bathtub all of this time, and that a floor between a baby’s room and your bedroom is a very good idea.

I’m not really sure why I have struggled so much with this major life change. It took me months to figure out that we needed a bigger space and that my dreams of small house living were in conflict with my growing family.

Geez, I’m sure you’re saying, just get a bigger house!

When you have articulated to yourself over and over again why living grand on a smaller scale makes sense, it is very difficult to see yourself becoming more and more like the thing you don’t want to be.

For us, that has also meant getting another car.

Geez, Emily, just get a car! You’ll stop feeling so isolated at home with the baby!

Again, it wasn’t that simple. We were so proud of being a one-car family. We loved not having the financial burden of two cars and we took great pride in having the closeness that comes with having one car.

So yes, we got a car. We got a bigger house. I almost lost my mind in the process.

And the greatest gift of all? I got an office. A room of my own where I am typing this very second. It has its own fireplace. And built-in bookshelves.  And a Dutch door straight out of those Old Master paintings.

I wish it opened to the front yard so I could lean out and wave when I see my new neighbors.

Comedy on the fly at Capitol City Theater

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Some people have faces for radio, some have voices made for the page, and some are funny on the fly.

The last group should be hanging out in the awesome space in the Reed Opera House where Capitol City Theater opened up shop last summer. There, veteran improvisational comedian and new Salemite Chip Conrad has been putting on comedy shows on Friday and Saturday nights that are delightfully random, endearingly awkward and very funny.

Yes, it’s pretty clear that the theater is the most exciting thing to happen to Salem nightlife since The Big Lebowski live.

Chip even got me on stage on a recent Saturday night to try to play puppet master to a bunch of stoic actor/comedians. I’ll tell you how that worked (or didn’t work) in a minute.

Improv is a tricky and not always even business. It requires audience participation, making every show unpredictable and singular. It works kind of like this: the improv troupe explains how an act will be set up, but the actors have to make up the characters, setting, plot and scene on the spot.

As you can imagine, this sounds like something of a nightmare for a mucho meditator like me who tends to linger long and hard over her scenes. But it’s actually not that complicated and it often makes for hilarious results.

Here are a few examples of how this might happen. Four actors (and perhaps an audience member) might stand on stage and tell a story one person, one word at a time. I like to think of it as a kind of crowdsourced short story told word-by-word.

Tolstoy? No. Funny? Yes!

My favorite bit the troupe put on was an interrogation where we the audience got to choose what Chip had been arrested for: walking down the street in a leotard with asparagus on it on his way to gymnastics. Chip, for his part, was out of the room and had to get grilled by his troupe members, not having known what he did to get arrested. He was supposed to determine from his interrogators’ questions what he was arrested for.

When I reread that, it sounds kind of silly and weird and awkward and improbable.

That’s improv!

For one of the last scenes, I offered to go on stage to play puppet master. Don’t think I’m brave or anything. We caught the theater on an off night when there were a lot of other things happening in town and there were only a dozen people in the audience. My job was to make the characters move around, thus creating some kind of scene with drama and conflict.

This is pretty much like trying to make dead bodies do ballet. I did a pretty crappy job and the lights were very hot on stage. I think I’ll stick to pounding on my keyboard thank you very much. Or just volunteer myself for the random story instead.

But my friend Rachel is hooked. She’s going to sign up for the theater’s improv classes, which, coincidentally, just showed up on Groupon today at half-off for the holidays.

Give the gift of random!

Salem travel in the Oregonian

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Lots of shout-outs in the Oregonian today by my friend Rachel Bucci, who penned a travel story about Salem for the Oregonian. It’s kind of a get-off-the-highway-you-lazy-travelers take on the things to do in the area for travelers.

Venti’s, Bubble Rooms, Little Cannoli Bakery, they’re all there.

Perhaps not surprisingly for a story appearing in our neighbor to the north, the comments are a tad uglier than the story, pointing out the lack of public transportation on weekends and holidays and suggesting that what you will really encounter in the state capital is illegal immigrants.

I’m glad Rachel alerted the big O’s reader’s to La Capitale, but Portlanders are certainly hearing a lot about it these days. Just last fall, Willamette Week did a road trip featuring La Cap that praised the restaurant for being the  “the closest you’ll come to a Portland-style restaurant or French bistro in the state capital.”

Um… since when is anything exceptional “Portland-style?”

I’m going to start calling everything good I find in the state “Salem-style” and see where it gets me.

Salem’s most frightening front yards

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

One of my favorite blog commenters introduced me to a new term the other day: the Halloween Grinch.

That’s someone who hates the outpouring of sentiment over the ghostliest of holidays.

Clearly, Sophie doesn’t live in my neighborhood. Otherwise, she might just get a full-body roil every time she passes this house, just one of the homes in my neighborhood that has exploded in  a show of ghoulish delight over the past few days.

We’ve got quite a few of them.

This one above you might call:

Six Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest (note the hospital theme, some of these zombies have walkers!)

In our near vicinity we also have:

  • The Stay Puft Pumpkin People (these are the neighbors who employ those inflatable pumpkins and ghosts)
  • The Strange Fruit House — a beyond-the-pale installation of several lynched monsters, zombies  and ghosts that I hear angers quite a few residents of 24th Street NE.

I’m one of those live-and-let decorate neighbors, but I can’t really stomach the Strange Fruit House. It reminds me a little bit of a home I grew up near whose inhabitants hung an anonymous Arab on from the branches of its front tree at the height of the Gulf War.

You just can’t lynch a bunch of zombies in your front yard without tapping into the cultural and historical act of lynching.

“It’s like trying to slow dance to Billie Holiday’s  “Strange Fruit,” my husband just said to me as I typed this. “It’s just wrong.”

Also, you can’t kill a zombie  by lynching it.

Duh.

The Oregon pioneer steps out

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Of all of the under-utilized Salem images, the Oregon pioneer — who stands proudly atop the state capitol building with his axe in hand and his heroic, purposeful gaze challenging us to be better every day — has to beat them all.

He is the perfect image for Salem, not just because of who he is (the one standing for the many!), how he got here (he’s well traveled!), or what he’s been doing ever since (symbolizing is hard work!), but because of the limitless possibilities to take the image of one man and mold it to our own uses.

Think of him as a sexier Mr. Potato head, a kind of doing-man’s dress-up doll, whom we can clothe and accessorize to suit our own purposes.

I remember this thought crossing my mind when I was bemoaning the lack of great Salem-related T-shirts many months ago. But like anything you think about too much, the image lodged in my mind, and it wasn’t long before I started seeing him  in new incarnations.

He was sending out his voice in the KMUZ logo:

He was getting kissed by Statesman Journal columnist K. Williams Brown, offering an update on the old standard: “I’ve kissed a lot of pioneers before I found my prince.”

He was even up in Portland in the pages of Willamette Week, previewing the Cherry City Music festival!

Or how about this “Where’s Opi” from the Friends of Salem Saturday Market? (Thanks, Missy).

Or how about this BRILLIANT pairing of pioneer and brewing spirit from the Capitol Brewers? (Thanks to I_am_orange via Twitter. Also, notice the Oregon Pioneer functioning as a kind of German Masskrugl topper).

It doesn’t seem to matter that the pioneer has a face that recalls Christopher Walken. Or that he seems to be wearing skinny jeans. Or that his jawline features creative manscaping.

I am completely in love with the image of a man standing atop a state building, people above power, humans before structures.

Yes, you could even say I’d like to see more of him. On T-shirts. On websites. In fliers.

Do you know of any other instances of the Oregon pioneer working hard for Salem?

Best of the Salem blogs September 2010

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

It’s that time again — time to honor the best and most exciting blog posts of the past month emerging from the Salem blogging scene.

Don’t hate me for being the curator. Just do it faster, better, harder!

1. EatSalem. I always tell my journalism students: “You can’t judge the success of a blog by its comments.”

Psshaw!

If your post gets 50+ comments, some level of success must be acknowledged. EatSalem posted this month about some changes to the Salem dining scene and got, in return, a fascinating, interactive conversation about the plight of the restaurateur and some insight into the fickle relationship between the Salem foodies and the businesses that serve them. And it was just a list!

2. Poetry and Popular Culture. Professor Mike posted what is perhaps the most interesting preview of the first-ever Salem Beer and Cider Festival. Far from just a be there, do this, see that kind of preview, his post was a homage to the natural connection between beer and poetry. And he makes the case for why Salem is actually reclaiming its beer culture mojo (with special thanks to Capital Taps for scaring up some of the history).

3. Creative Concepts and Contracting. If you are knew to the intricacies of selling real estate — or if you don’t watch HGTV — you will want to read this local business’s excellent blog about what it does to make messes into eye candy. Even better? Start with the recent post on stripping. That’s right, I said stripping. Margaret gets this month’s vote for “Post Most Likely to Be Read by New Readers.”

4. The Pringle Creek Community blog. If you’ve been following the news about Solarize Salem, you definitely want to check out this preview for the Salem Green + Solar Tour 2010. Among the projects featured in the tour, happening this Saturday, is Oregon’s first Passive House. This is something to be actively excited about.

5. Salem Treasure. Stuck in an office? The rainy season has started? Need some mid-day Zen but can’t get out? When the walls start to close in, turn to Salem Treasure for a play-by-play of a walk along Mill Creek. With ducks.

I’m only happy when it rains

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Did you see it? Did you see the sky glowing outside last night at dusk? Did you feel the air after the rain?

Are you doing like I am and staying silently in love with Oregon weather while the people around you complain? Do you keep thinking about Shirley Manson, too?

We put the baby down about 7 p.m. last night and I prepared to plop down on the couch and watch television when my husband, who has been tending an ever-expanding succulent garden in our front yard, pulled me outside.

I grumbled a bit, but not for long.

In the brief moments after a recent rain, even our city yard in Salem becomes something of a wonderland of color. The rain saturates the hues and something happens to the light.

What is this phenomenon where the sky becomes like fluffy cotton candy and the colors start to pop like on a big rock candy mountain? Perhaps my photographer friends can explain it.

I almost don’t want to know.

The image above has not been altered. It doesn’t even come close. This is what it looks like here, but more.

I try not to read too much into the meaning of these brief moments. I don’t equate rain stopping with everything turning around for the better.

But I do live for these minutes when it feels like someone focuses a lens. It’s like an intermission when someone decides to dance on stage.

Meet your downtown waffle-maker

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

You might already know James the Waffle Guy.

He certainly seems to know a lot of people in this town after  operating his waffle stand on the corner of Liberty and Chemeketa for just a few weeks.

In the half-hour that I stood talking to James yesterday before he closed up shop for the day, he traded stories, swapped greetings and exchanged knowing nods with roughly 64% of the passers-by.

In a glimpse of Americana that even struck a chord with this cranky blogger, one woman even offered James the Waffle Guy a slice of apple pie.

All of this, of course, means that James the Waffle Guy is quickly on his way to becoming the most visible person in downtown Salem.

There, I’ve said it.

Our biggest celebrity is a waffle guy.

And rightfully so.

James has worked in the service industry for years — his other gig is slinging steaks at the Best Little Roadhouse — so he knows how to charm a customer and interact with people.

But his heart seems to be in seeing a great idea and making it happen.

What if I told you that James has never actually eaten from a food cart before? That he knows of the triumphant  PDX Food Cart scene but has never seen it himself?

Food carts were the great Depression 2.0 story coming out of Portland in the past couple of years — another sign that it takes the New York Times to discover what’s happening under our noses. The now-defunct Gourmet magazine followed with a story about the food cart/truck scene in our neighbor to the north.

It doesn’t take a genius to understand the excitement about food carts. In an era when many would-be restaurateurs can’t get their projects bankrolled, a food cart focusing on just a few perfect, delicious items fits the bill.

Low overhead that translates to better prices, personal service, eating you can do outside on the street, and the buzz of mobility that encourages customers to know just how quickly the cool kids move (you can follow James at @downtownwaffles) — all of these things make food carts/trucks an idea whose time has come.

James says it didn’t have to be waffles.

“Not everyone likes hot dogs,” he told me.

Yes, they are good. The most popular are dripping with warmed Nutella.

His current topping list bespeaks a people-pleaser figuring out the tastes of local foodies.

My guess is that people in-the-know will start ordering the signature waffles by name (the “Tyler Jackson” is named after his friend, whose family owns Jackson’s Jewelers across the street).

Who wouldn’t want a waffle named after them? Mine would be Nutella layered with banana slices.

Soon the days will get shorter and the warmth of a waffle browned right in front of you might just lure you out of your office on a rainy day.

James has a plan for that, too.

“It’s called Goretex.”

If you go, get there early (say 8-2 p.m., Tuesday-Saturday).

Oddly, many of his customers wait in their cars on Liberty Street NE for their waffles to be handed to them.

No biggie. James is game.


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