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The rise of the #Salemia meme

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Thanks a lot, Mike Perron. You’ve created a playful and collaborative Twitter adventure that has had me spend more time on Twitter over the past two days than I have in the past two months.

What’s the deal with all of the #Salemia hashtags being typed out by Salem’s most active Tweeps?

The short story is that my filmmaker friend Mike Perron decided it might be fun to envision what a Salem-centric version of the Fred Armisen pet project “Portlandia” might look like. “Portlandia” is an online web series, conceived, written and starring Armisen, that skewers some of the more the ridiculous hipster pursuits and lifestyle choices of a city where everyone seems to be a bike messenger/barista/struggling artist/tattoo landscape.

Not surprisingly, critical review of “Portlandia” has been mixed, with people in Portland embracing both the concept and the product (ironically, of course), and with critics in the trade press suggesting that the show features “an array of tiresome characters.”

Also, I’m not sure why you need to film in Portland to make fun of Brooklyn, NY.

But a show about Salem — well, that would provide some fodder for amusement. That must have been what Mike Perron was thinking because he set about to create some scenes for a potential mockumentary about Salem, and others followed in his wake.

So he sent out a Tweet with the first scene:

Mike Perron perronbrothers Salemia. Opening scene: five hipsters fighting over a half smoked cigarette outside Chelsea’s place… #Salemia

Here’s just a few of the ideas that are taking root:

MelinaTomson Homeowner converts meth lab to grow lab and gets community improvement award. #Salemia (my personal favorite)

GinoCorridori A grassroots campaign in the state penitentiary elects prisoner to the city council. #salemia

aaronjamesyoung@GinoCorridori … and nobody notices a difference #salemia

MnLs In an effort to combat sex-trafficking reputation, City changes nickname from Cherry City to Cougar Town. Curves memberships soar. #salemia

perronbrothers All Salem sign and print shops close after the “Chelsea’s Place”-style cardboard storefront signs become the rage. #Salemia #CherryPity

kidcapitale Trader Joe’s finally opens to overwhelming crowds but soon closes because “the wine was too expensive”.#Salemia

scriptdave Statesman Journal increases readership by 2% following addition of page 3 dedicated to hipster emos. #salemia

perronbrothers Regulars angry that they must wait for a 4:30 pm table after Olive Garden wins “best Italian restaurant” again. #Salemia #CherryPity

Now, to be sure, some of the ideas coming forth seem more like potential headlines from The Onion than ideas for a show about Salem. But I have to say this is one of the more interesting collaborative writing projects I have come across recently. Generally if you put ten strangers in a room and ask them to write a novel you end up with a bunch of junk.

This is junk worth touching.

Too bad that mass media producers tend to be obsessed with what is already popular and  old (making fun of hipsters), because our local Tweeps might be onto something.

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Salem Monthly June issue is OUT

Monday, June 1st, 2009

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As my girl Heidi always says: “Either you’re in, or you’re OUT.” For print publications, it always feels good to be out  in the world, getting lapped up by thirsty readers.

I’ve got three smaller stories in the June issue of Salem Monthly. For one, my appeal to the world to check out Salem’s coolest junk shops in this month’s DSS column.

When I finally told husband Adam what I was writing about this month he kind of freaked out, since he has this idea that I have portrayed him as a cheapskate. Well, let me tell you that all of my nonfiction stories are true. We are only cheap in some areas of our lives so we can eat out and travel a lot.

Also, I have played down the stories of my father-in-laws parsimony so as to make them sound more believable.

You will also find a story about our very own Salem’s Latte, which has made an appearance on this blog before, if only in the comments section. Here’s an insider’s view of the coffee stand.

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I finally looked up Salem’s Latte – THE BEST LATTE IN TOWN! – a few months ago after hearing through the grapevine that there is indeed a place where you can pick up Stumptown coffee in Salem. I think you’ll find that it’s a nice little story of quiet people trying to do great things.Stop by and see Carrie sometime – no, the irony of sharing a name with a Stephen King character is not lost on her – and tell her I sent you.

Also, if you’re really into coffee, you’ll want to read a story of how New Yorkers responded to the arrival of Stumptown in a recent story called “The Messiah Hails from Portland.”

Finally, I’ve got a story on the Salem Public Library’s “Read to a Pet” program. As my feature writing students will know, Rule #1 for newspaper feature stories is to put a dog in it. People love dogs. Of course, that’s not always possible, but I do find myself drawn to animal stories and have been looking for them here in town.

I have long been fascinated by therapy dogs — actually, assistance monkeys are more my thing these days — and found that the Top Dogs at the library are doing a great job of getting kids to overcome their inhibitions towards reading. Hey, whatever gets kids picking up books!

Here’s a pic that didn’t make it to print, of  the two kids in the article reading to Snickers.

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Doneva Milletta, the local woman who runs the program, sent me a really nice email that I received after the story went to print, so here’s two more of her cents:

“Because it is unusual to see a pet in the library in a public place, people are drawn to open their books more than not, just to pet and interact with the the animals. Since I started the program with the Salem library a few years back, their are quite a few children that continue to come back every month just to visit, read and even give the pets a few hugs or two. This has proven to be a positive experience for both the child as well as the pet. Unfortunately, some children don’t have a parent or special person that has made time for a child to read to them.  Coming to the library and reading to a pet, gives them this opportunity.”

And as always, there are other people writing great stuff in the Monthly, so be sure to check out:

Editor Eric Howald’s story on dying newspapers.

A story by the editors on NE Salem’s new community garden.

Nate Rafn’s column on food preservation, which is very HOT right now (I even checked out a pickle book the other day).

No rest for the Wicked

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

wicked1Nothing has generated more interest on our refrigerator — not pictures of us, our friends’ babies, our magnetic poetry, our well-traveled postcards — than our tickets to Broadway Across America’s Wicked.

Friends joked about stealing them.

Colleagues practically burst into tears at the sight of them.

We finally cashed them in last night, racing up to Portland after work (the roads were oddly quiet because of Spring Break).

Sadly, if you’ve read the book, you might be disappointed by the musical.

Wicked this book is this amazing sprawling satire, this beefy reinvention of the Oz story where the main characters of the original L. Frank Baum book become all but peripheral.

That happens in the musical too, but the story is altered almost to the point of unrecognizability.

I don’t mind it when the story changes in translation across media. In the best traditions of oral storytelling, characters appear and reappear in other stories, changing in the mouths of the storytellers.

But in this case, Wicked  gets dumbed down into a kind of High School Musical for the fairy tale set. Major happy endings that little girls are sure to love.

Wish I had one.

Then I could have experienced the joy at least through a little kids’ eyes. But Wicked was an adult book and I was left disappointed by the show.

As soon as I realized this was happening, I decided to try to throw out the analysis of story (this is very difficult for me. Ask my husband about that time I went with him to see Angelina Jolie in Wanted and ruined it for him by pointing out all the ways the director borrowed from every other awesome flick).

So here’s your silver lining. The set design is bombastically fantastical — one of the best I’ve seen. Glinda — and the understudy who played her — steals the show. Wicked Witch of the West Elphaba brings the house down with her two climactic, show-stopping numbers.

And the use of malapropisms to satire shoddy leadership and abuses of power  feels just right — a nod to our former regime, obviously,  and one that we can still laugh at even as some of them — strategery? — become part of our vernacular.

Two last words. Flying monkeys!

Portland named one of nation's unmanliest

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

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In my book, manly is as manly does. That makes it always funny and surprising to find out what other people think of as manly.

In a recent poll by “a cheese-filled snack” promoter of Nascar, Portland is one of the nation’s unmanliest cities.

These polls are purposefully polarizing, suggesting more regional and cultural bias than saying anything about manliness.

The manliest man I ever met was a retiree in Iowa named Manly Orum, who designed and built a labyrinth in a public park at well into his 70s.

But to be completely reductive, here’s my manly list. It can’t hurt that many of these attributes are shared by men in the Pacific Northwest.

Manly:

- making your own beer

- working three jobs because you are also an actor/ writer / filmmaker in addition to a barista / bookseller / office-worker / revolutionary / dentist

- eating food that is cheese-filled, as long as that cheese in Rogue Blue

- reading

- wearing a beard

- getting your kicks from nature

- biking to work

- having the ability to jump furious waterways

- taking care of your family (hot!)

- playing sports instead of watching them

- growing your food instead of reaching your hand in a bag of processed cheese

- pumping your own gas (whoops! I guess we don’t have that one…)

Desperately Seeking… Happiness?

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

kitchenI’ll admit it. My husband and I were among the people who had Portland in sight when we moved to the Pacific Northwest. We went there seeking home brewers and odd-ones and rapid readers, fierce nomads and constant gardeners. We’ve actually found all of those things in Salem.

Basically, we had fallen prey to all the hype — proof, at the very least, that Portlanders have found the means and the language with which to tell their story right to the rest of the country. And now, today, news that a move to Portland may not be all it’s made out to be.   In a distinction that is sure to draw much attention and not a single new immigrant to the city,  Business Week just named Portland UNHAPPIEST CITY IN AMERICA. The magazine rated 50 U.S. cities on the basis of suicide rates, depression, joblessness, lack of green space, weather, and crime. Within that rubic, the Rose City topped its list.

While some are touting the “Coraline Economy” as a possible savior to the area’s economic woes, the future cannot lie in creatives alone. After all, creative people need jobs to fund their projects. That’s why everyone in Portland is a waitress/barista/retailista in addition to being an artist/writer/filmmaker.

Or, you could just move to Salem and be able to afford the rent on your 1920s hipster cottage.


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