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A Tale of Two Cannolis

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

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On a recent trip to Portland, we ducked into a little Italian specialty store for a cappucino and a cannolo. That poor little tube of ricotta — it crumbled beneath the weight of our lips and quickly transformed into a mouth of mush that tasted like it had been spooned directly from a plastic carton of ricotta cheese. Also, it had little gummy pieces of fruit in it.

This was the fruit cake of cannolis, and it pretty much ruined my day.

Compare that to this amazing tunnel of love from Salem’s own Little Cannoli Bakery, perhaps the best-known, hardest-to-find shop in town. We succumbed to the cannoli hard sell after lunch in town the other day.

“Can I help you?”

“No, we’re just looking.”

“Our cannolis are great, here, try a piece.”

“Yumm! But we just had dessert.”

“You can get them to take home for later. We’ll wrap them up and you can fill them yourselves.”

“Sold!”

I don’t need to tell you that this cannolo tastes good. I mean, look at it. The cannoli pastry is dipped in carmelized almonds and chocolate and doesn’t crumble all to pieces when you eat it. The cream is light and fluffy, sweet enough to play off the dark chocolate, subtle enough to let you convince yourself that it’s your portion of South Beach for the day.

But the real treat is in filling them. You fill them at home because you’ve been recycling and you’ve been watching your waste and this little bit of plastic won’t add too much to the world mix. You fill them at home because they’ve save the best part of cannoli creation — packing this little tube — for you! You fill them because you won’t scrimp on cream for yourself.

And of course you fill them at home because “cannoli kit” is the most beautiful elevator pitch I’ve heard this week.

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Desperately Seeking Soap

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

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Picture it, it’s 1993, I’m 14, and in the doctor’s office with my mother for a regular check-up. Knees hit, ears explored, eyes peered into, looks like I’m doing just fine.

“Do you want to talk to him about your problem?” my mom asks.

I go red.

“Um… no thanks.”

“Emily’s been smelling soap,” she blurts out.

“Whatever do you mean?” the doctor asks.

The problem, if you want to call it that, is that I had started a soap collection and had been hoarding soap lobsters, seashells, Crabtree and Evelyn guest soaps, and even a soap hippopatamus in a basket in our upstairs bathroom.

I was a soap fiend. I spent about an hour a day bathing in the tub, molding my hands to create the perfect-sized bubbles, which are about 1.67 inches in diameter.

“Oh, I think she’ll grow out of that,” the doctor said.

We went along our way, but my obsession got worse. I started carrying around a half-used bar of soap and smelling it at odd moment of the day (hey, how did YOU survive middle school?).

Until 1995, when I returned from visiting the grandparents in Florida to discover that my mother had distributed my soap to hands unknown.

I found the hippopatamus, now a mushy glob, in her shower.

So wasn’t I surprised, delighted, and a little manic when I saw a hardcore natural soap shop on Liberty Street NE in the Reed Opera House. It’s called Slab, and it’s pretty much the best store in town.

And not because I like soap. Slab Handcrafted Soap Company is the best store in town because the customer has direct contact with the soapmaker and the store has a raw, designy aesthetic that looks like it belongs in Portland.

Sorry, Salem shopowners, for the most part, you need to step up. I will gladly purchase a bar of soap for $5 a pop if the experience makes me feel like I’m living in a city.

I picked up two bars of Douglas Fir soap (great gifts from Salem, no?), Plumeria, Avacado Butter, and a bar of Pomegranate.

If you go, ask the soapmaker, Tim, about the worst soap burn he’s ever had while laying out slabs in the Reed Opera House.

Satisfyingly Found: Salem Farmer's Market

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

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I have known many markets: Lancaster County’s Central Market, the oldest indoor market in the United States. Munich’s Viktualienmarkt, a foodie’s heaven, Washington, D.C.’s Dupont Circle Market, a hub of food politics in the nation’s capital, Iowa City’s Farmer’s Market, a packed small town square and big f-you to Iowa’s big food producers.

And now Salem’s Saturday Farmer’s Market, which opened today for the season.

It’s still early in the season, and I’ve heard that the space near the capitol building where the market sets up shop fills up as the season progresses, but it is still possible to buy the compenents of an entire meal there this early in the year.

I went there knowing no one. I left with a bag of coffee, a dozen organic eggs, and the names of at least five people.

And I ran out of money.

(My own fault).

Here’s a selection of some of the market’s 50 stands.

Flower and Produce Stand

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Farris-Seaman’s Bird house, Dog and Cat Cookies, and Knitted Hats and Bags (obviously a multi-talented family), also known as CUTETASTIC HATS!

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Now all I need is a kid to force these cutetastic hats on…

Rainforest Mushrooms

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Shitakes and Maitakes in brown bags, Oh my! And one of the hunters was there with a pan full of olive oil, frying some up. Told them my husband once found a 25-pound maitake in the Iowa woods. They weren’t pleased. (Actually, he now tells me it was 40 pounds. They were apparently not impressed by the size since they grow them indoors and don’t hunt them).

Cape Foulweather Coffee Co.

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For now, let’s call them the most honestly named Pacific Northwest coffee producers I’ve encountered. I bought a pound of their ground Brazil. More on that later.

I spoke to Elaine, one of Foulweather’s owners, who is a former marine biologist. A FORMER MARINE BIOLOGIST! Seriously, isn’t that what everyone wants to be when they grow up?

No way man, that’s like so 15 years ago.

These days, they dream of roasting coffee.

Desperately Seeking Gifts

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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I am still waiting to find a Salem gift store that will rock my face off. So far I’ve found several stores of the “American in Paris” variety, and while these are fine and good, I’m not really their target demographic. For one, I’m a Germanophile. For two, I already have enough soap and stationary.

So I give you: Owlyshadowpuppets.com.

I found this tooth fairy while shopping in Iowa City, Iowa this week, where I’ve been reporting on a non-Salem story. I bought it in about 3.4 seconds. While I was at it, I grabbed a mermaid. And a sheep piggy bank (a sheepy bank?).

But I am convinced that Salem must have some cool shops too, so if you know of one, please let me know. The closest I’ve come to the Etsy-like style I’m searching for in the non-virtual world is some of the non-books items at Tea Party Bookstore.

I’m desperately seeking a shop in Salem with a funky aesthetic, a design-y sensibility, a whimsical edge, and an avant garde vibe.

Are you selling what I’m buying?


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